A skyrocketing suicide rate, rampant drug use and the sudden failure of Washington State residents to pay their taxes has followed on the heels of the shocking decision by postal officials to do away with the long cherished “Olympia WA” postmark.
OK- enough sarcasm. But how else can you respond to the bizarre editorial in today’s “Olympian” “Tacoma-Olympian”?
Consider the second paragraph: “The battle to retain the local postmark has been waged - and lost. It’s time for South Sound residents to live with the results and make the best of an unfortunate situation.”
Can you imagine having to live with that? I mean really live with it day after day without totally losing it? CAN YOU?!?!?!
“The emotional attachment to something as artificial as a postmark is amazing.” I’ll say! What is it about people in Olympia that they seem to have this creepy attachment to something that gets sprayed on a few of their letters by an ink jet?
“When postal authorities announced consolidation plans last November, there was a fair amount of public outrage.” No mention of what the death toll was, but you can just imagine!
But just when you think it can’t get any worse, it does: “Postal officials did make one concession. They gave Olympia and Tacoma a joint postmark. The community was led to believe it would be an “Olympia-Tacoma” postmark, but it ended up being a “Tacoma-Olympia” postmark. That’s like pouring salt in the wound to postal employees who waged a valiant - albeit unsuccessful - campaign to save Olympia’s postmark.”
Bastards!!!!!
And if you don’t think that losing your postmark is the death knell for a city, consider this: “Had the city lost its postmark entirely, Olympia would have joined Annapolis, Md., and Carson City, Nev., as one of three state capitals without one.”
Notice anything missing, Vermonters? Yes, that’s right- Montpelier is SO forgotten that it doesn’t even make the list of state capitals that don’t have a postmark!
Not until the very end does the editorial get around to mentioning how the consolidation is actually working. The biggest fears the State Capital of Washington State had when this all started was that mail from the state government would be hopelessly delayed. So how’s that going?
“The biggest South Sound mail customer, of course, is the state of Washington. Consolidated Mail Services, a division of the state Department of General Administration that handles 100,000 pieces of state mail a day, has spent months preparing for the shift to Tacoma processing. So far, the planning has paid off, as it has been a smooth transition.”
Oh…
Well, never mind!
Postal promises must be kept - The Olympian The Tacoma-Olympian- Olympia Tacoma-Olympia, Washington