With all the hysteria that followed the alleged terrorist plot to blow up airliners a few weeks ago, it was probably inevitable that someone would suggest doing away with luggage altogether. A piece in Ground Support magazine does just that. So how would you get your stuff to your destination?
Allow the United States Postal Service along with 4,000 parcel carriers to handle baggage that is currently carried by the airline industry and directed by a leader of the luggage movement industry.
Fractured syntax aside, who do you suppose the “leader of the luggage movement industry” might be who would direct this? Well, the author of the piece, Richard Altomare, is CEO of Universal Express, which says its business is to “facilitate and manage the movement of baggage door to door for leisure and business travelers”. And if the phrase “luggage movement industry” is new to you- don’t feel bad. A google search produced only three hits, all of them to pieces written by Mr. Altomare.